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Where do elephants store luggage?
In a trunk.
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Why did the poodle buy a clock?
It wanted to be a watch dog.
I went to a silent auction.
I won a dog whistle and two mimes.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Star fish.