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What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
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Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
He was stuffed.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Why the long face?"
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.