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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A Lamborghini
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Did you know that the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away?
A whim away... a whim away…
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Lost.
Why shouldn't pigs drive?
They hog the road.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown?
It felt funny after.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A Sturgeon.
Two whales walk into a pub.
They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?” The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”