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What do you get when you make humorous soup?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
What's a zebra?
A couple sizes bigger than an A.
Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?
Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.
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Can't wait to squeeze you!
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long.
There's something fishy about that place.