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What do you call an anxious fly?
A jitterbug.
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What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat?
Lucky Charms.
A book fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
A man walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.
He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone. "Pssst...that color looks nice on you." He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?" The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
He has a meltdown.
RIP boiled water
You will be mist