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What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
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What's the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle?
A tire.
How can you mend a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was out standing in his field!