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What do you call a dog that's been run over by a steamroller?
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Can a frog jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house can't jump.
How do frogs invest their money?
They use a stock croaker.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines
But catscan
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. A house doesn’t jump at all!