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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
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Sheepdog says to farmer: 'I got all 50 sheep in the pen!'
Farmer says, 'But I only have 46 sheep.' Sheepdog: 'I know, I rounded them up.'
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird
What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?
Lady Ba Ba.
What classical ballet did the pig pen perform?
Swine Lake.