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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Why are pigs so bad at sports?
They always hog the ball.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor.
Did you know that ants are the only animals that don't get sick?
It's true! It's because they have little antibodies.
Why can't pigs play soccer?
They hog the ball.
What do you call spiders who just got married?
Newly-webs
What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up.