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What do pigs use to clean up?
Hogwash.
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
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Mirroars
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I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Why can't pigs play soccer?
They hog the ball.
Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
He was stuffed.