What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery?

Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Why was the little cookie sad? His mother was a wafer so long.Why are dads bad detectives? Because they only find the evidence after the crime has been committed.I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he usually laughs.We have the perfect dad-son relationship. You're my son, and I'm perfect!Why do dad feel the need to tell such bad jokes? We just want to help you become a groan up.I was gutted when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine. She then said, 'You need to pay more attention at school pick up.'