Why are dads bad detectives?

Because they only find the evidence after the crime has been committed.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating She's starting to sound like my wifeToday my son asked can I have a book Mark. I totally burst into tears, he's 11 years old and still doesn't know my names Brian 🤣What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? "Bison."How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.