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How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
How long is a piece of string?
Twice as long as half of it!
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
It ran out of juice.
Shouldn't the 'roof' of your mouth actually be called
The ceiling
Why did the tailor get fired?
He wasn’t a good fit.