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How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—
it was just gathering dust!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Which state has the most streets?
Rhode Island