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How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
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A little walkie-talkie.
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You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
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Just when you think you've got one problem solved, another one pops up.
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Make sure ones a match 🔥
Why did the golfer get a new pair of pants?
Because he got a hole in one