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How do you make a fire with two sticks?
Make sure ones a match 🔥
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
A girl came into my bookstore and asked, 'What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?'
Slim to Nun.
What has five toes and isn't your foot?
My foot.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do trees get online?
They just log on.
Why do vampires always seem sick?
They're coffin.