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How do trees get online?
They just log on.
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My neighbor gave me a new roof for free. He said it was
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Nice belt."
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was out standing in his field!