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How long is a piece of string?
Twice as long as half of it!
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk 🙈
Where do pirates buy hooks?
The second-hand store.
What steals from you when you're in your bathtub?
A robber duckie.
Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady.
A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel!
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don’t know how I feel about that.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?
Their crews were marooned.