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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk 🙈
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How does an Eskimo build a house?
Igloos it together ❄️☃️
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
He could feel it in his bones 🦴
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?
Radish.
What did the slow tomato say to the others?
Don't worry I'll Ketchup
What steals from you when you're in your bathtub?
A robber duckie.
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don’t know how I feel about that.