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What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?
Radish.
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What do you call when two kittens suffer a tragedy?
A cat-astrophe.
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse raddish!
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Something smells funny.
Which body part does a programmer know best?
ARM
How do ghosts stay in shape?
They exorcise.
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste.