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Which body part does a programmer know best?
ARM
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What did 0 say to 8?
"Nice belt."
Why did the picture go to jail?
He was framed.
Why did the angry function exceed the callstack size?
It got into an Argument with itself.
What do you call when two kittens suffer a tragedy?
A cat-astrophe.
I can't get my bicycle to stand up by itself.
I think it's because it's two tired.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.