What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?

Their crews were marooned.

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What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? Let's table this What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle petals!What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.How did the citrus get to the prom? In a lemonzeen!What did one toilet say to the other? You appear a bit flushed.What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.