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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
Bicycle petals!
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Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
What did the zero say to the eight?
That belt looks good on you.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice?
The North and South Poles.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don’t see sharp.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two!