I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Where do bad rainbows go? Prism, it's a light sentence.How can you mend a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch Why is sausage bad for you? It brings out the Wurst in people.What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.Did you hear about the cleaners who went to space? They ended up scrubbing the mission.