What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner— it was just gathering dust!I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closedWhat part of the car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.One did on potato chip say to the other? Let's go for a dip.What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.