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I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids
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I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs.
My daughter made me proud today.
She used a strongly scented soap, and my wife complained. My daughter replied, 'You need to stop being so scentsitive.'
What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college?
Bison.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
You rocket.
What's a karate kids favourite drink?
Waataaaaaaa!
Today my son asked can I have a book Mark.
I totally burst into tears, he's 11 years old and still doesn't know my names Brian 🤣