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What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
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It’s tearable
How does an Eskimo build a house?
Igloos it together ❄️☃️
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What's the difference between Yogurt and America?
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll develop a culture.
What do you call an anxious fly?
A jitterbug.