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What does a librarian use to go fishing?
A bookworm.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I ate a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue.
What did the earthquake say when it was done?
Sorry, my fault!
What did one leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you.