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How do you protect a bagel?
Lox it up!
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What is a cat's favorite TV show?
The evening mews.
What is the cutest creature in the sea?
A cuddlefish.
How does Lady Gaga like her steak?
(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why?
I guess I'm just a bit slow.