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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
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How can you mend a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road?
Because he got stuck in the crack
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat?
Lucky Charms.
Why did the picture get arrested?
It got framed.
What do you call a monster with a high IQ?
Frank-Einstein.