I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why?

I guess I'm just a bit slow.

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How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller What is it called when someone steals your coffee? A mugging.Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.