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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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Why does ten plus ten equal eleven plus eleven?
Because ten plus ten equals twenty, and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose Canon
I ate a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot.
I won though, cause I went right for the juggler.