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How can you tell it's a dogwood tree?
By the bark
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Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at “C.”
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
I ate a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
I've learned that parenting is a lot like playing Whac-A-Mole.
Just when you think you've got one problem solved, another one pops up.
Where did people hang out during medieval times?
At knight clubs.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship?
They just wanted something pillow-key!