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What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side
What did the roof say to the shingle?
The first one’s on the house.
I'm afraid for the calendar.
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Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two tyred 🚲
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Can I dive in this pool?
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