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12 hand-curated doctors dad jokes
The doctor told me my prostate was good.
I was deeply touched.
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I told my doctor I heard buzzing
But he said it's just a bug going around
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Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood
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What’s the best way to get to the hospital after breaking your foot?
With a tow truck.
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
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What do you give the dentist of the year?
A little plaque.
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What happens when doctors get frustrated?
They lose their patients.
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Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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Did you hear about the nurse who didn't want to become a doctor?
She didn't have the patients.
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Why did the nurse need a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
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