doctors Dad Jokes

12 hand-curated doctors dad jokes

The doctor told me my prostate was good. I was deeply touched.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing But he said it's just a bug going around
Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills
Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood
What’s the best way to get to the hospital after breaking your foot? With a tow truck.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Did you hear about the nurse who didn't want to become a doctor? She didn't have the patients.
Why did the nurse need a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.