I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

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What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood I told my doctor I heard buzzing But he said it's just a bug going around Why did the nurse need a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood.Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.