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Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
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In case she needed to draw blood.
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She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills
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With a tow truck.
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They lose their patients.
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He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.