Did you hear about the nurse who didn't want to become a doctor?

She didn't have the patients.

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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood I told my doctor I heard buzzing But he said it's just a bug going around Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.The doctor told me my prostate was good. I was deeply touched.