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Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
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How do you make Budweiser?
Send him to school.
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone…"
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their
elf-abet.
Why did the girl bring a ladder on the bus?
She wanted to go to high school.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
At sundae school
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.