school Dad Jokes

10 hand-curated school dad jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school
How do you make Budweiser? Send him to school.
Why did the girl bring a ladder on the bus? She wanted to go to high school.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Where do surfers learn to surf? At boarding school.
Why should you wear glasses to math class? Because it helps with division.
Why was the fish’s grades bad? They were below sea level.
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone…"