Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone…"

More dad jokes you'll groan at

The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.Where do surfers learn to surf? At boarding school.Why did the girl bring a ladder on the bus? She wanted to go to high school.Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!Why should you wear glasses to math class? Because it helps with division.