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Why do some couples go to the gym?
Because they want their relationship to work out
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Why did the employee go work in stilts?
He wanted a raise.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
A customer asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.