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Why did the car get a flat tire?
Because there was a fork in the road!
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille.
I can just feel something bad is going to happen.
When you have a bladder infection
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What did one hat say to the other?
You go on ahead.
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.