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How does the rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
What's the difference between Yogurt and America?
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll develop a culture.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided?
All the sailors were marooned.