How does the rancher keep track of his cattle?

With a cow-culator.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears all around.What sound does the engine of a witch’s vehicle make? Broooom broooom!Where does the general put his armies? In his sleevies.I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner— it was just gathering dust!Sundays are always a little sad But the day before is a sadder day If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.