← Back to all jokes
/
general
Why did the bed wear a disguise?
It was undercover.
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado.
Why did two tall people get along so well?
They could really see eye to eye
I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants
But I couldn't find any
5/4 of people admit
They're bad at fractions