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I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants
But I couldn't find any
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What should you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Because it was too tired
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
Did you hear the one about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What do you call a broken clock?
A waste of time.