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What is a computer's favorite food?
Microchips
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'Any last words?' asks the firing squad.
I answer, 'I hope you boys miss me.'
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What did one piece of tape say to the other?
Let’s stick together.
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim-denim-denim
Knock knock. (Who's there?) You.
(You who?) Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
What is a calendar’s favorite food?
Dates.