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What is a calendar’s favorite food?
Dates.
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More dad jokes you'll groan at
One did on potato chip say to the other?
Let's go for a dip.
How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
What did the hamburger name its baby?
Patty.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!!"