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Did you hear about the cleaners who went to space?
They ended up scrubbing the mission.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had a million degrees.
I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed
What's the loudest pet you can own?
A trumpet.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.